meidosuji:

meidosuji:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

(Source: meidosuji, via bbbalthazar)

krvsty:

peacocks look like they speak french

(Source: happybutts, via you-are-plague)

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patheticbae:

*wakes up from coma* 

teacher: here’s 300 assignments you missed and the homework from the past 3 months and all the 100 tests you didn’t do 

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